May 23, 2013

Feel Good Friday: Livin’ On A Prayer

Photo by Kristina Rogova

Photo by Kristina Rogova

It’s confession time.  Have you ever belted out a tune when you thought you were alone?  Maybe in your car pretending you are talking on a hands-free cellular phone or in the shower where anyone can sound like Steven Tyler or Beyoncé.  How about this…Would you sing a song at a gas station if a man’s voice asked you to do so through a speaker at the gas pump panel?  Well one man did and it landed him a spot on the Tonight Show.

The Tonight Show pranksters were behind the stunt that ended up entertaining millions in an NBC studio, but the man who stepped up and sang Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” in the middle of a suburban gas station, while his wife howled with laughter, had no idea it was a prank.

Then to top it off, when asked by the man in the gas pump for a duet, his wife dressed in baggy sweatpants and a bandana got out of the car and sang a pitch perfect “Sweet Dreams” by the Eurythmics.  The two-way camera mounted in the gas pump, along with cameras surrounding the car, videotaped the whole scene as the two were prompted to sing more.   Jay Leno was so impressed that he invited the couple on his show. He said it was rare to see a couple so happy together. 

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recreation/celebrities/gas-pump-camera-surprises-couple-who-land-on-the-tonight-show.html

 

 

Feel Good Friday: Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother's Day

This Sunday is Mother’s Day and traditionally Mother’s Day is a celebration honoring mothers and motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society.  When my Mom was still alive I used to show my appreciation to her with a card, a gift, a bouquet of flowers, or a restaurant brunch.

When our children were little we tried serving my wife breakfast in bed for the first few years but the burnt toast and over cooked eggs proved to be too much of a love gesture for her.  So we resorted to the ways listed above to show her how much we appreciated her sacrifice and love.

Now I get to see how my grandchildren show their Mommy how much they appreciate her.   You know what I have discovered?  No matter how fancy our toasters become, the smell of burnt toast doesn’t seem to change.

Enjoy Your Mother’s Day :)

Feel Good Friday: Necessity Truly is the Mother of Invention

Necessity Truly Is the Mother of Invention

First it was the discovery of fire.  Then we invented the wheel.  Next we put a man on the moon.  Now, the latest invention that may surpass all previous feats ever discovered by humankind.  It’s true, we’ve done it…we finally have a hospital gown that closes in the back.  Yes sir, no more “one-hand” clinches while passing others for the restroom.

Here is what Michael Forbes, product designer for the Henry Ford Innovation Institute and lead designer on the project has to say about his invention, “It’s warmer, it closes in the back, it’s much easier to put on and patients feel much more secure and have a sense of privacy which is nice.”

So far, patient response to the new hospital gown has been very positive, says Forbes, who hopes to license the design to an existing manufacturer so it can be produced and sold nationwide.  He hopes to license the design?  Trust me…if just one of those “existing manufacturers” has ever experienced the cool hospital breeze running up the back-end of the open-back hospital gown…it’s a done deal.

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

Feel Good Friday: 10 Diet and Exercise Quotes for the Summer

10 Diet and Exercise Quotes for the Summer

Awe summer…the sun, the sand, the rivers, lakes, and oceans.  Fun times with family and friends frolicking and running about in shorts and swimwear.  Did the thought of frolicking and running about in shorts and swimwear cause you to experience a bit of nausea?  Here are 10 quotes to ease your concerns:

• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West~

• I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields~

• Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes~

• Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown~

• You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. – Unknown 

• Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes. – Unknown

• The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions. – Unknown

• It is better to count calories than to count chins. -  Unknown

• You cannot eat just one piece of chocolate, unless it is the last piece in the country. – Unknown

…and now for my personal favorite:

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown~

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

Feel Good Friday: Laughter Is Good for the Soul

Laughter Is Good for the Soul

It has been said laughter is good for the soul.  Well, the first-ever American Laughing Championship took place this past weekend in San Diego and I’m guessing by the end of the day, there were a lot of healthy souls.   The contest, which is part of the annual conference of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, required the chosen laughers to face off against each other as the audience determined who has the most contagious laugh.

The final chosen laughers were not “Johnny-one-chuckles” in their snicker stylings, according to the contest’s organizer, Canadian filmmaker Albert Nerenberg.  The contest auditioned people until they found the top 10.  Then each contestant did their best to win the audience over with their various laugh styles until there was a winner. 

The variations include “the belly laugh”, “the Alabama knee-slapper”, “the maniacal laugh” and “the diabolical laugh”. The last one is the most challenging according to Nerenberg, who said the goal is to make the audience laugh with your laugh.

I think if I was in charge of this contest I would have added one more variation…”the milk out the nose laugh”.

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

http://main.aol.com/2013/04/05/american-laughing-championship_n_3022584.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Feel Good Friday: Headlines Make News

Headlines Make News

Ever heard of a “double entendre”? A “double entendre” is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Typically one of the interpretations is rather obvious whereas the other is more subtle. The more subtle of the interpretations can usually have a humorous undertone.  Below are 10 examples of true headline news articles where the editors, thank goodness, must have missed the lesson about the “double entendre” in college:   

  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 
  • If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
  • Burglar Steals Clock, Faces Time
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Now go back and read today’s blog title.  Get it?   “Headlines Make News”.  Of course headlines make news, but today, it’s the headlines that make the news.  Get it?

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

Feel Good Friday: A Day at the Beach

A Day at the Beach

If you enjoy surfing like I do, the ocean, the beach, or if you are a fan of the “Arts”, I would highly recommend you click the link below and watch this amazing 2 ½ minute “stop action” video.    

Enjoy Your Weekend :)

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?v=543547692334455&set=vb.342089372480289&type=2&theater

Feel Good Friday: 3 Favorite Irish Toasts

An Irish Toast

With St. Patrick’s Day this Sunday and in honor of my Irish heritage on my Mother’s side, I dedicate this blog to my three favorite Irish toasts:

        *  “May those who love us love us.

            And those that don’t love us,

            May God turn their hearts.

            And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,

            May he turn their ankles,

            So we’ll know them by their limping.”

       *  “You’re not as young as you used to be…but…You’re not as old as you’re going to be.”

       *  May your soul already be in heaven an hour before the devil knows your dead.”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day…Enjoy Your Weekend :)

Powerful Pastor Pacifies A Prowler

Powerful Pastor Pacifies A Prowler

Michael Jankowski, a 6 foot -1 inch 250 pound pastor from Long Island, New York must have decided that Matthew 5:38-42 was not applicable one Thursday morning:

“You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, let him have your coat also. Whoever forces you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you.”

Instead, the pastor of the nondenominational congregation must have decided the more appropriate verse (while he grabbed the jacket of the burglar breaking into his church) was to be found in the latter part of Matthew Chapter 5:

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? If you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.”

When the pastor realized his church was about to become a burglary statistic, he first called 9-1-1, then he subdued the trespasser, prayed for him, and finished by telling him God loved him. When the Suffolk County police arrived, they arrested the 43-year-old man, who may not have been ready to repent of his sins, but I’m certain was sorry he got caught.  The invader was arraigned Friday in court.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/09/new-york-pastor-prays-for-intruder-while-calling-11/

 

Feel Good Friday: Superheroes Need Sleep Too

Photo By Piotr Bizior

Photo By Piotr Bizior

A 10-year-old boy from Massachusetts called 9-1-1 because he didn’t want to go to bed.  Now that’s funny.  It gets better.  The Brockton police department actually responded.  I can’t help but wonder how the conversation went between the little guy and the police officer.  Maybe it was something like this:

“Young man, you can’t call 9-1-1 just because your Mom put you to bed.”

“I know…but  Commissioner Gordon called Batman whenever he was in trouble.”

“Yes that’s true but not when he could not sleep.  Commissioner Gordon knows how important sleep is and so does Batman.  In fact, all the crime fighters know they need their sleep.  Superman needs sleep to use his x-ray vision, Spiderman to enhance his spidey senses, and Captain America to be sure his aim is true when he throws his shield.  Without sleep, we can all make mistakes. Do you understand?”

“Yes sir, but I have a question.”

“What’s that?”

“Did you get a good night sleep last night?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Because it was my brother who called 9-1-1 tonight and he’s in the bedroom across the hall.”

 Have a good weekend :)

 http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/55255121/81826188/Mass_boy_trying_to_avoid_bedtime_calls_911