Awe summer…the sun, the sand, the rivers, lakes, and oceans. Fun times with family and friends frolicking and running about in shorts and swimwear. Did the thought of frolicking and running about in shorts and swimwear cause you to experience a bit of nausea? Here are 10 quotes to ease your concerns:
• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West~
• I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields~
• Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes~
• Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown~
• You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. – Unknown
• Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes. – Unknown
• The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions. – Unknown
• It is better to count calories than to count chins. - Unknown
• You cannot eat just one piece of chocolate, unless it is the last piece in the country. – Unknown
…and now for my personal favorite:
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown~
Enjoy Your Weekend





